Thursday, October 17, 2013

A Visit From Hoss Studd



            I met him at college and admired his directness.  Today as we discussed Obamacare, I told him I hated it—I’m a rugged individualist like him and don’t need health insurance.

            “Road apples!  Why, that’s dumber than a bob-wire saddle!  You want to end up a charity case?  Or a E-room dependent?  You want to count on the kindness o’ strangers?  They’s a thin line between individualist and indigent, podner.  Think for yourself, damnit!  Be responsible!  You shouldn’t need the gumment to tell you to buy insurance.”  His handlebar moustache quivered.  At nearly eighty years of age, Hoss was still direct and clear about what he believed.       

            “But they CAN’T tell me what to buy!  It’s wrong,” I protested.

            “You got to rein in your stupid, podner.  If the gumment told you to clean the shit off your boots, would you bawl like that?  Hell no!  You were gonna anyway.  Why, you’d just grin and think, ‘where ya been?’  Hoss took a long gulp of coffee.

            “Yeah, Hoss, but it’s going to cost me a diaper-load of money.  I can’t afford it!”

            “Don’t be one o’ them wanna-be adults that don’t have enough brains to heat their hat.  Health insurance is part of the cost of growin’ up.  Ain’t you rugged enough for that?  Or maybe you’re sellin’ your work to some cheap chiseler that don’t pay enough.  Your choice.  Thanks for the coffee.”

            Hoss left, and I kept thinking, we don’t all have a choice.  Maybe Obamacare isn’t so bad.

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