Return of the Dufi

          Well what’s most important? The first thing we have to do is stop being losers. So let’s pass a bill to create temporary jobs. About as many as the economy is producing every five days now. Never mind that it involves blatant misuse of eminent domain for the benefit of foreign oil producers and foreign consumers. Never mind that taxpayers will pay to clean up after inevitable 50,000 gallon spills. Never mind the safety of America’s water supply. We’ve got to stop being losers.

           Let’s also stick our middle finger in accepted protocol and invite a foreign leader to congress without going through the executive branch. That will disrespect our President and his foreign policies, showing that we always know best. It’ll be a perfect example of legislative/executive cooperation.

           We should also do something about women getting abortions without proving, (say with a copy of the police report) they were actually raped. Let’s show our constituents we are not losers. Those (what 18 or so ?) women who want to cheat on our values and get an abortion by lying about being raped are not getting by US!

           Then we’ll start kicking needy people off the health insured list. That ObamaCare still stings. But we’re not losers! We’ve got our stuff together and working for us now. We’ll find a way to cooperate that bill into the trash can.

           Around here, we think we know losers when we see them. Welcome back dufi! Apparently YOU are the government we deserve.