Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Deemon O'Flaherty's Law of The Letter



            Deemon O’Flaherty, the defense lawyer whose friends all say he could get the Devil into Heaven, stopped by last Pi day bearing a gift.  He said it was 3.14% of a home made pie, the missing remainder of which had been deliciously worthy of the auld sod.  We were half a cup into a fine pot of coffee when our conversation turned to “the letter.”
            “It was NOT treasonous,” he insisted, “for 47 U.S. Senators to sign a letter saying the President’s promises might be worthless.  It was merely petulant, puerile, and the nastiest bit of obstruction since Congress tried to redeem Richard Nixon with the guts of Bill Clinton.  It was a filthy act, but NOT treason!”
            “Well, what about the Logan Act,” I stammered?  “It was at least a felony!  We should get a special prosecutor!”
            “Divil a bit of it, old face!  That wouldn’t produce indictments, it would cost taxpayers a fortune, and simply encourage more ‘stupid human tricks’ by these Legislative Branch simpletons.  And laddie, I’m a taxpayer.
            “No,” he continued, “this is only goin’ to end when ordinary citizens end it.  When they stop tolerating the agitation of ratings-driven journalists, when they give the Divil’s laugh to shallow talking heads, and when they make elections count.”
            “So, never,” I spat!
            “Are ye doin’ yer part?  Are ye writin’ to TV networks and program sponsors?  Are ye expressin’ yerself to Senators and Representatives?  Stamps are cheap.  Bad behavior is best buried by old fashioned letters!”   

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