Selling Jimmy

          So Jimmy! I got this guy, ya know? Need a box of watches? He’s your man, and every one has that little “hood ornament” on the dial the customers want. He makes the best deal! Guaranteed! You need a set of wheels? You can’t do better than him! He knows where they’re at, and he can bring ‘em in. We’re talkin’ dimes on the dollar! I’m tellin’ ya, he drives around in limousines! With showfers!

And money? He buys buildings like me and you buy popsicles! I mean this guy’s made a fortune in buildings alone. Companies too! He’s a guy with a lifestyle, ya know? They wanna eliminate one hundred dollar bills? He’s got to find a new way to light his fireplace! Lap of luxury, Jimmy, that’s it.

All the big guns wanna be his pal, and he don’t skimp with it. If he wants something, he’ll make you a deal. He’s got a plane bigger’n your house, and a boat too, probably. I ain’t never seen it though. Now Jimmy, he ain’t no saint. He’s known to enhance shall we say, the truth, if it gets the project down the road. Ya know? But he’s a doer! You wanna buy a company? He’ll build one for you. You wanna start a business? He’ll ride it up with you.

This guy’s aces Jimmy. He don’t fool around. He needs what he gets and he gets what he needs, is what I’m sayin. A person could do worse for a pal. He axed me to talk to you. T’ing is Jimmy, he wants to marry your daughter. Jimmy! Jimmy! Where ya goin?!!!